i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
i want to swaddle you in tequila
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
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the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
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you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
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