How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
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It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
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I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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