we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
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No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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