She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
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Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
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Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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