do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
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Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
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If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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