is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
i dont even know how to be here
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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