420 ftw
youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
