are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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