He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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