You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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