Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
