I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
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Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
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Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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