Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
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