My first STD was from a foam party
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
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I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
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Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
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