You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
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Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
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You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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