I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
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Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
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I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
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