all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
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I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
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So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
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