Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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