they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
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Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
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How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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