puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
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You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
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Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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