i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
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Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
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I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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