sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I understand Curling. That high.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
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like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
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Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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