Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
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how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
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At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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