So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
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I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
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No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize