When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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