My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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