Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
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You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
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Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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