"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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