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Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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