white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
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Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
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Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
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