and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
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