ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
even my farts smell like vagina
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
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