i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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