Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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