My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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