he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
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it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
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You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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