I'm lost and stupid without you.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
two words: eviction party
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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