What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
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my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
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Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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