shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
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Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
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Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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