What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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