I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
worst night to have a conscience
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We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
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Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
You're a waste of cheezeits
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
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