Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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