Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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