what if I'm pregnant?
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I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
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we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
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You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
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