I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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