i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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