are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
My liver just broke up with me...
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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