just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
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