Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
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