Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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