he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
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Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
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You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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