I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
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my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
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When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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