i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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