grandma shit on top of the toilet
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
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