You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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