in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
So vagazzling was a success
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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