Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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