Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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